Anyone hungry?
November 26th, 2008
Yesterday my coworker came into the office looking very upset. “A raccoon just ate one of my koi fish,” she said. “I looked and there should have been eight, but one was missing. I found the fish tail in my gazebo.” I expressed my condolences. “I’m sorry too,” she said. “Those fish are $7,000 each.”
Yes. She said seven thousand. And she had eight. This is one of the craziest things I’ve heard in a long time. For seven thousand dollars, that fish better cook, clean, and do my laundry. Instead it became the most expensive sashimi ever.
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Holy CRAP.
A status symbol fish is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of!
I feel so simple knowing that I can be happy with my fishtank filled with $2.25 fish. They’re not savage, and the cats can’t get to them! Anyone who spends $7,000 on a fish deserves to have them become sushi!