Dog Days
September 29th, 2009
I keep trying to convince my dog that if he stops barking I’ll be able to write my book and if I can write my book then I can try to sell it and if I can sell it then maybe I can buy him some dog food. He is very food motivated, my dog, however he only understands food in concrete terms. Since all this food I’m bribing him with is abstract potential food, this does not make for a good bargain. So until I can get him to understand food in the future tense, I’ll be at the library.
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